Quote: Ed: Its electro, Prick!
Quote: oh, he's alright...
Would any of you cunts like a drink?
Quote: As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no I in team, but there is an I in pie. And there's an I in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he was talking about.

Quote: Don't point that gun at my mum!
Quote: (On the phone)


Barbera: Some men tried to get into the house.


Shaun: Are they still out there?


Barbera: I'm not sure, we've shut the curtains.


Shaun: Well, are you all right?


Barbera: Oh, I'm fine. I'm fine!


Shaun: Mum...


Barbera: Well... They were a bit bitey.


Shaun: (worried) Mum, have you been biten?


Barbera: No, no. But Phillip has.


Shaun: Oh, okay.


Ed: (worried) Has she been biten?


Shaun: No, but Phillip has.


Ed: Oh, okay.
Quote: what about her then.....cockocidal maniac
Quote: No woman in the history of all time is experiencing the pleasure you're having with Ian...In my head!
Quote: As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no I in team, but there is an I in pie. And there's an i in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about.
Quote: Shaun: He chased me around the garden with a bit of wood!!!!! Mum: well you did call him a you know what. Shaun: What did he tell you that?!? Mum: Yes he did!!! Shaun: motherfucker... Mum: Shaun!!!!!!!
Quote: She's like but'tah
Quote: 1)How Are you? 2)Surviving.
Quote: Now How's That For A Slice Of Fried Gold.
Quote: Sup Niggas?
Quote: Don't you get along with your mum, Shaun?
Quote: she's a cockisidal maniac that one.
Quote: Two Seconds
Quote: #1: I thought you were going to clean up #2 I did but i had a few beers afterwards.
Quote: We're coming to get you, Barbara.
Quote: Ed: What's up NIGGAS!?
Quote: Ed and Shaun: I get higher baby! I get higher baby! I get higher baby!
Zombie: uhhhhhh
Ed and Shaun: duba duba duba duh
Zombie: uhhhhhhh
Ed and Shaun: duba duba duba duh
Quote: Pete: It's four in the fucking morning!
Shaun: It's Saturday!
Pete: No, it's not. It's fucking Sunday, and I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours, cause every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm so fucking angry?!
Ed: Fuck yeah.
Quote: Ed!
Quote: Would anyone care for a peanut?
Quote: Oh my gosh, she is *so* drunk!
Quote: There's a girl in the garden.
Quote: Mum, a few times growing up, Philp touched me. ::pause:: That was a lie, it never happened, I shouldnt've said it.
Quote: Diane: You promised you'd get us free cable!
Shaun: I'm working on that!
Quote: I DID NOT CALL DIANE A FAILED ACTRESS!
Quote: Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?
Quote: Who died and making you fucking King of the Zombies?
Quote: Oh look, she likes you - she wants to cuddle!
Quote: Oi! Prick!
Quote: Oh, nope, there they are
Quote: Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink?
Quote: Shaun:Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil. Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Ed: Yeah, boyyyeee!
Quote: Shaun: Kill the Queen!
David: What?
Shaun: The music!
Quote: There is no I in Team, but there is an I in pie...
Quote: You got red on you.